The search for Markus Merk …

28 06 2006

Its funny when i open up the blog stats and scroll down to search engine terms and post viewes …
I can see that MERK is at the top of the list hitting the counter by 8 – 28 view Per day .
Now who is looking for info about the German Dentist ? and Why ?

Is FIFA trying to find stuff about him & Ronaldinho ?
Or some really Angry Fans arround looking for where he is living ?
look @ the image it got Merk the jerk search phrase … lmafo .

Searching Markus Merk

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2 Words for Micro-Zeft ..

27 06 2006

microsoft shit

Now i got an xtremely genuine Xp version …
i was about to install a software that we need to use in the office , it asked for Service pack 2 , any how i started the update wizard just to see what updates im missing …

and As you can see in the above image . this genuine is fu**ing up the systems arround , not only me , but many others .

Funny it says contact your whatever and they did’nt even include emails or numbers for the responsible regions …

2 words … F*** Y** MicroZeft i had enough … Switching to linux/Solaris 10 for work ..
Mac for Home bitches …





” HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error “

24 06 2006

This stupid Error caused many trouble back at work today …

Now Notice its "HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error", not "HTTP/1.1 500 Internal Server Error" , Why am i telling you this is because , the 2nd one usually solved by unticking the show friendly http errors in the IE Options , so you can then see exactly at which line the error is . or it will feed you back with a specific error etc …

now Back to HTTP/1.1 500 Server Error …
I should've looked at the Event Viewer from the begining , i Noticed some errors on MS DTC Transaction Manager. It could'nt start for some reason …
Now i Also noticed that some of the ASP files included [ <%@ Transaction=required Language=VBScript%>] which is related to the DTC , if you comment or delete the VB Code the script will work with no Error …

I finally reseted its log came across this Linkage
so by excuting msdtc -resetlog in the Command Line console Everything Went back to Normal …

If you need more information about the Transaction Manager follow this Linkage

Now im not saying that this will solve your Problems , im telling ya to have a look at your Event Viewer for any Error or information that might help you solve the Micro-Zeft Problem .

P.S Machine config :
Win 2 k 3 SP1
IIS 6.0 (FYI)
.Net Frame Work Ver 2.0
I guess this is it .

Good Luck .





Yahoo Widget !

22 06 2006

I came accross this while i was playing yahoo pool game …

yahoo widget 

Many features including :

  • Calendar Tasks organizer
  • Local time and weather cast
  • Email checker
  • a nice clock
  • and much more once you get into the gallery

http://widgets.yahoo.com/gallery/ 

have fun … 





A post about me at OZZU.com , GTKY Victim …

20 06 2006

OZZU is one of the good forums i participate in …
They GTKY me , and its intresting thing to do , i liked the Questions …
GTKY is Getting To Know You , where they asked 30 + Questions about me .

At least they know what Bahrain is now , lol !
Oh yah , im registered under the nick , Classified

http://www.ozzu.com/ftopic64964.html





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16 06 2006

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Reversing Flash TimeLine using setInterval

14 06 2006

There are many ways to reverse frames … i just did'nt find one that will satisfy my needs , so ended up with my creation 🙂

*Add the code at your last frame in the actions Layer .
stop();
var speed:Number = 20;
function goprev() {
if (_root._currentframe == 1 ) {
clearInterval(nIntervals);
trace("Stop");
}
prevFrame();
trace("going back");

}
var nIntervals = setInterval(goprev, speed);

  • Xplanation:

declared a Variable and called it speed limit its data type to Number , it will be used in the setInterval. will control the reverse speed.

var speed:Number = 20;

Next is the goprev() Function that will first check for the currentframe of the timeline if it fully reversed the timeline then it will clear the interval & stop the timeline , if not then it will keep on reversing the timeline untill it satisfy the condition .

function goprev() {
if (_root._currentframe == 1 ) {
clearInterval(nIntervals);
trace("Stop");
}
prevFrame();
trace("going back");
}

then our main controller , the setInterval

var nIntervals = setInterval(goprev, speed);

which is basicly used this way setInterval(name of the function, intervals as time in milliseconds);

Files can be found @ Zainals